Synaesthetic Monk's Blues

Phantasmagoria, magic lantern shows, spectacles without substance. They achieved complete sensory experiences through noise, incense, lightening, water. There may be a time when we'll attend Weather Theaters to recall the sensation of rain.

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Location: Ithaca, New York, United States

The main thing a musician would like to do, is to give a picture to the listener of the many wonderful things he knows of and senses in the universe... I'm using the insides of sounds to move around in a very subtle way which, I think, ends up being inevitable. I feel it's the only solution to that particular problem that I presented myself.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

"Mbenga!" - the new buzz word in avant garde neo-bohemian post-modern existential Surrealist fashion... and we here at Schlomo Mbenga & Sons are creating this hip new revolution!
We're an independent designer label based out of the historic city of Bhubaneshwar in the state of Odissa, in India. As of right now, we have two of our retail outlets operating in Ithaca and Poughkeepsie in the NY state area. Our clothes and accoutrements are geared toward affluent junkies, shamans, burnt out acid-freaks, pig-feeding gangsters, Steve Vai and anarcho-nihilists.
A more affordable line of clothing for communists is scheduled to be launched in the Fall of 2007, with clothes starting from as low as $129.99!
The model pictured above (Name: DJ Srinni Abdullah) is sporting one of our first concept outfits - the Semi-Retarded Shaman. The headgear is a papyrus lampshade, which heavily borrows from depictions of some obscure Sun God campaigning for rights to bring down instant death upon his worshippers. Albeit this one is smeared with a phosphor based radioactive compound for that electric effect! The cloak is made from the same material as used by Cleopatra's clothiers who designed her thong. The embroidery is in gold and hand woven by Jerry Garcia, and littered with gigantic DMT crystals.
The price inclusive of all taxes, is only $1999.69!
[On additional purchases of shares in our financial backer, Limtex Infotech Ltd, we will include the severed head of Mick Jagger.]
For all other custom orders, questions and feedback, or for availing of our 24 page full color catalog laced with California Sunshine, feel free to contact our Sales department executive:
DJ Narada Devdip
[All emails will be returned within the period of 2-5 business days. Please allow our sales exec. to recover from his drug frenzies]
Just remember, if you don't look good, we don't look good!
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